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when u stick ur dick up someones nose and cum and the cum goes out there ears

i totally gelped that chick last night

The piecce of skin,mainly hairy,that lyes between your nutsack and your chocolate weeto.

when Moira licked my gelp it made my eyes water

Refrence to someone who want to say 'help' but mispelled frequently;use by someone who react to shocking or funny content and missplled the word 'help'

"GELPPP THAT CAT IS SO SILLY "

What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.

Wheres Adrian? I thought he said he'd be right back? No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.

To greatly help.

That really gelped a lot.

n. 'ʒɛlp (singular; abbrev. gel pod) Rotund fatty protrusions of the gluteus maximus. Abbreviated from "gel pod" for the similarity in shape and texture to pods of cleaning gel. Ideal object for squeezing. plural: gelps (abbreviated from "gel pods")

C'mon, stop hiding your gelps and let me give em a squeeze.

Vomiting in another persons mouth and both parties enjoying it in a sexual manner

Last night me and my girlfreiend were doing some serious Gelping! She loved it