A fork of Rural Dictionary
Combination between geek and perve. Basically a computer dork who wanks off every hour at cyber fantasy porn yet has never yet had any physical contact with a member of the opposite sex.
Woah dude, that sad-act's such a gerve.
Mindgaus Gerve also know as the failure of mma, has hair on his face which resembles a a 80 year old Vagina
Omg your pussy looks like mindgaus gerve