A fork of Rural Dictionary
This phrase is derived from the two phrases “get wrecked” and “you suck” so it means both of these phrases in one.
You just got shredded by an RE-45? Get sucked!
Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.
I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.
usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.
Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”
If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day Alexis:ugh fine come with me
The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1 Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together. Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked. example 2 Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack? Sy: IWRGMDS
Get fucked and you suck combined into one nice little package
Bob: *Spills big pot of soup* George: “Get sucked”