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geyer

Every STD known to man combined into one horrific, life sucking, soul crushing, sex repelling disgusting disease.

I think I gave that girl last night the Geyer.

by g0oose December 15, 2015

Geyer

Every STD known to man combined into one disease.

Did you bang that girl? "Yea but I don't think she'll be too happy that I gave her the Geyer."

by g0oose December 16, 2015

Austin Geyer

a girl who is crushed on by her bff

hey alejandra pinzon, Austin Geyer likes you

by boomboomskiski November 06, 2008

Geyer's theory

Function: Noun Etymology: Hectorian Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer. The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth, 1."3+chair=house" 2."house-chair=3" 3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E February 19, 2005

faith geyer

a beautiful girl who has an amazing personality.People love her because she is so sweet. You treat her like shit and she'll give you a second chance but after that you're screwed for life. She'll tell everyone a lot about her but only trust some with her true sself.

faith geyer

by victoria875253593 March 19, 2011