A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who is "hefty, hefty, hefty" i.e. someone who is overweight
No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag
To be stupid ass drunk. Trashed.
We got glad bagged off some Jack last night.
Slang for breast implants.
I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.
Karla: Hey Ahson, I just got you new shoe laces. Ahson: OH KARLA, THAT MAKES ME GARBAGE BAG GLAD!
A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" - "Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"- "Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"- "Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-