Country Dictionary

A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.

Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..

The form Alice takes when she flies or stalks people, it could also mean when she steals Spanish kiddies named leandro

Hey dude is that a gloober? Better fucking j e r k off to it to make it go away haha

wierd word some sort of an insult

You are a gl0ober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.

"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."

A fat dab.

That gloober got me faced.

A man's penis or dick.

Ay bitch, suck my gloober.

A describing word for someone who is so utterly stupid is is a miracle for them to be breathing correctly

Greg: Teyler is such a glungus gloober is suprising that they know how to breathe.
Dave: wow Greg thats not cool
Teyler: *wheezing*