A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.
Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.
A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.
Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!
The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.
I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.
the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.
when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..