A fork of Rural Dictionary
the process of getting so drunk that you would fuck a goat/that you feel like you have been fucked by a goat
Oh, gosh darn it, I got so goat-fucked last night that I don't feel so well today.
A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.
The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.
Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.
Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.
I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.
vt. to intentionally ram into the asses of other cars for the purpose of watching them fly off the road and go boom.
Raj decided to goat-fuck the asshole who cut him off.
John: Wheres my goat?
Ryan: Why?
John: So I can go for a nice round of goat fuck.
A reaction one has when he knows when he or she will eventually get screwed. Or already has been screwed.
Hey how would you like to join us for dinner? I'll pay.
No thanks. Last time I got stuck with the bill and i was goat fucked.