A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gonzaga is a Roman Catholic School founded by the Society of Jesus, the Jesuits, in 1821. Gonzaga is the oldest educational institution in the old Federal City of Washington, and to this day continues to help young people grow towards religious, intellectual, and social maturity. Gonzaga is a school that emphasizes social teachings such as Men for Others. Men for Others means doing anything whether it be a service project or just volenteering a lunch period to go help out at the McKenna Center (an on campus homeless shelter kinda place). Also, besides all the other stuff in general its just a fun place to go to school the teachers are great ( bro. jon, doc. warman, mr. davis, l'etoile, etc.) and the guys there are cool. Its really laid back and fun. I personally like it because of the since of independence it gives you. Also its not gay and uptight such as the country club in maryland called georgetown prep. For the other person who was bashing gonzaga in the previous post definetly has never been and expierenced what the whole gonzaga school is like.
Guy 1 : Gonzaga fucking kicks ass at everything Guy 2 : I know its such a great school Prep Guy : Damn i wish i went to gonzaga
the cockiest private school in the DMV area. this school thinks they're the shit when really, THEY'RE NOT. and none of them are cute .
Gonzaga student: GONZAGA! WOOOOOOO WE'RE THE BEST AND ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS SUCK! Georgetown Prep/Sidwell/etc.: except you guys aren't you sons of AIDS filled bitches.
kids who dont get into prep because they severely lack intelligence, athletic ability, charisma, and ability to get ahead in the buisness world. also their school color is PURPLE! in no way is purple remotley considered cool.
where were you mugged? right by gonzaga
Aka ... GonFAGa ... what more can one say but that there is no comparison to how bad that school is, even to Georgetown Prep or the Public School System in CA
only faggots go to gonzaga... and boy do they turn their fruit of the looms into hershey factories, when they hear the name "DeMatha"
The sickest school ever located in DC. The men are super good-looking and are hated upon by guys from other schools because they cant get girls from their own school because they sweat gonzaga so hard. Common rejects from gonzaga go to oconnell, PVI, St. johns, and georgetown prep because they are not smart enough and unlike prep, you actaully have to be a decent kid and it does not matter how much money your daddy has.
Bishop Ireton girl: Your cute, where do you go to school? Gonzaga student: I go to Gonzaga. BI girl: Fuck me, the guys at my school are faggots and suck at sports.