Country Dictionary

A very clumsy person or refering to anyone who has done something studid and makes themselves look that way.

John! You're such a gooba!

a gooba is someone who is very funny and weird. many people likes this type of person. they tend to annoy some people but others are entertained with their such energy.

person 1: "haha look at that person over there, they're such a gooba."

person 2: "haha you're right. they're so funny."

An expression of confusion and love. Said to friends when there is nothing else to say but "I have no idea what's going on but I enjoy your company regardless."

ex1
Friend: So, what do you think about the death of "Mary Halstead"?
Me: ...gooba... :(
ex2
Friend: I enjoy Python programming as compared to C++.
Me: Gooba?
ex3
Friend: What do you think about the Raider's offensive lineman blah blah blah...
Me: (interupts) GOOOOOOBAAAHHHH!!

a large creature distracted easily by food products and TV. do not allow it to become seated as it is impossible to remove from a seated position without heavy goods vehicles.

Steve Bate

a racial slur towards black people, stronger than the n-word. usually used by short people to assert fake dominance.

man, that dude's a gooba!

another word for good-bye, just for people who have highper activity syndrom.

i got to go, gooba!:D

Goo-bae (goo-ba (silent e))
derived from the greek word 'goo' meaning mushed-up or messed-up. Commonly used to describe people with mental retardation problems. This word is very frequently used amongst wogs. Wogs are European settlers who settled in Australia. You are most likely going to hear the word if you go the Fountain Gate or Lygon street.

Synonyms
Poomba
Dill
Retard
Nutter
Not-all-there
A-bit-off
James-Venning

1st wog
"Did you see Ronaldo's goal last night?"
2nd wog
"Heck no you goobae, I don't go for Man United"

Joy Venning is a goobae