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goof-ball

Someone who looks studpid while doing something......see goober

Kyle looks like a goof-ball on the knee board

by Nick October 09, 2003

goof-ball

anyone who is looking for trouble. People that usually roam the street at night waiting to pick a fight usually with other goof balls that share a common goal.

scraper goon harasser

by 234yr January 03, 2005

goof balls

Slang term for Barbiturates.
Barbiturates, such as phenobarbital and secobarbital, are any of various derivatives of barbituric acid used especially as sedatives, hypnotics, and antispasmodics.
Barbiturates have largely been supplanted by Benzodiazepines (such as Valium, Xanax) due to addictive potential, extensive abuse, and severe withdrawal syndromes.

I need to hook up some goof balls, to help me kick heroin

by narkologik May 21, 2005

goof ball

A term for barbituates mostly used in the early part of the 20th century.

William Burroughs did a lot of goof balls.

by Arvin Smee January 25, 2006

goof balls

What practicing scientologists ingest. Usually in great overwhelming amounts.

In our service today, we will include the sacred goof balls.

by Dianetic_chancellor September 13, 2006

Goof ball

A concoction, typically injected, of crystal methamphetamine, and fentanyl/carfentanyl

I can't believe he died. I didn't even know he was smashing goof balls

by Mohawk Kris December 16, 2021

goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

by Matty Boy October 07, 2004