A fork of Rural Dictionary
Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.
"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"
"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"
the act of flicker gooning for an extended amount of time
Yo dude I just had a super long flicker goon sesh.
An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn
“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)
A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc
Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!
when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality
robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.