A fork of Rural Dictionary
gooped is when got get fucked by someone.
it is mostly used when someone that works in your school like when they give you a shity computer.
The school gooped me with this computer
A celebrity or politician far removed from with the daily hardships and realities that face the ordinary person. A GOOP is simply out of touch with reality. This word is inspired by celebrities such as Gwyneth Paltrow and Kayne West. Example issues that do not resonate with GOOPS are poverty and child care. AKA: Mad king syndrome.
Only a GOOP would say the world is flat, unless they meant it metaphorically.
A term used to describe alcohol and weed. Also used as a term to ask someone if they are shitfaced or high.
“Are you off the goop boss” and “You got any goop for tonight mush”
A product line by Gwenyth Paltrow that takes the worst of essential oils and Crystal healing to create a completely new highly overpriced snake oil targeting middle class moms worldwide. Heavily criticised by celebrities such as JonTron, while loved by celebrities like Oprah.
I absolutely could not live without my psychic vampire mist from goop!
The condition in which your digestive system processes in sudden spurts. Usually characterized by periods of quick shifting and loud gurgles caused by shifting pockets of air and digesting materials.
This condition is commonly brought on by spicy foods or poor diets. The goops are commonly followed by a case of diarhea.
"Man, I shouldn't have eaten all of those burritos. Now I've got The Goops and it's killing me."
When I arrived home I realized the person gooped me saying they were selling me weed