A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. 'gorbies': Joe and Jane average thrill-seekers who tell annoying stories about their 'near-death experience', when they fell out of their raft and took a mild thrashing in Phil's Hole. Gorbies are often found at trendy nightclubs in Toronto.
2. 'pro-gorbies': Kayakers who will pee on a cliff before hucking off it to give it the appearance of it being wet. 'Pro-gorbies' can be found eating greasy nachos at some dive in Ottawa (or maybe Thunder Bay), mocking people who live in Toronto.
"I don't paddle with gorbies unless they've bounced out of a raft and landed on my boat."
"Looks like gorbie mayhem in Phil's again..."
Australian slang for a huge splat of saliva, preferrably on somebody's face. Lads and related animals spit them at innocent bystanders.
Lad: Eshays brah! Let's spit a gorbie at that bitch, ey!
Noun, A dim-witted tourist. A term derived from the resort town of Jasper, Alberta.
look at that fat American gorby
One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.
Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."
A skier tool with no clue about whats up either in your way on the hill or talking shit at the afterski bar. Usually shows up at your local ski resort on the weekend, headbands and gay sunglases are common atire for these straight up losers.
"Is that David Hasselhof in a fag bag, what a fucking gorby"
A person who sucks at snowboarding. An acronym for Guy On Rental Board.
"Dude, these goddamn gorbys are always in my way!"