A fork of Rural Dictionary
A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.
I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!
Clasic historic name for the Geoduck clam used 1920 - 1940 era.
Greasy Dick Clams are delicious
When your partner eats greasy pizza then immediately gives you a blow job afterwards
My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom
Millenial slang. Positively toned and/or negatively toned. It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans
Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today? Greasy Dick? *Wink*