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green monster

The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date.... Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww Get a cooler... (2) 2liter bottles of mt dew (2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie (8) packets of limon lime cool-aid (1) 1/5 of everclear.... Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons

"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."

by Chris Gault January 20, 2006

green monster

The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green". It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.

Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..." Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."

by Reppin617 July 08, 2004

green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup

Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!

by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003

green monster

Slang for an STD (sexually transmitted disease) . Anything that oozes out of your penis or vagina after an encounter with a person of questionable past relationships.

"I had sex with that girl from the bar last night" "Hey man you might want to check for the green monster. Remember that girl Stacy?" "O dear god, My penis is going to fall off." Be safe Wear a condom

by The show a.k.a Gio March 06, 2008

green monster

an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color

RECIPE: 1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash 2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously 3) drink

by Bozz Hawg April 07, 2004

green monster

Ecstacy pill mainly found in North Carolina, supposedly triple stacked.

I was rollin off green monsters last night.

by yoursmomsdealer2010 March 18, 2010

green monster

a can of mountain dew, slammed appropriately

on Master Chief Mondays my buddy Mike and I slam green monsters to enhance our Covinant killing precision.

by Ben "Dover" November 15, 2007