A fork of Rural Dictionary
What most black people call penis
Joe: dude I heard you like gregg. Bob: nah that ain't me
In black magic, when you want to change somebody's life and turn them to the darkside you "gregg" them.
Merlin used to gregg his opponents by using crystal magic.
An alien looking mofo who has an extremely small penis and has a hobby of inserting large sharp objects into the anal cavity. Typically a Gregg can be found in slums of most neighborhoods offering blowjobs to minors for a jolly rancher. If you see a Gregg, report them to the closest police department immediatly.
Kid: Hey dad look! theres a homeless man touching bobby's privates with his mouth! Parent: Yes son, That is what we call a Gregg
A Gregg is usually a kind and generous, but also a very complex person. Gregg is also a term used when describing anger or road rage. A Gregg is usually a prick to others for no reason at all.
I'm sorry I spilled wine on your carpet, but you don't have to be such a Gregg about it.
a beautiful British bakery that sells steak bakes and other shit not worth buying
John-shall we go to Greggs Tim-only if we get a steak bake
The most awesome place ever to buy baked pastry goods. Their sausage rolls and steak bakes are highly recommended. One time they made a festive bake, it was christmas dinner in a pasty, dear lord that was good. When purchasing at Greggs there are three things you can do: - Have a Greggs (this involves buying one item and eating it). - Have a double Greggs (two items). - Have a triple Greggs (three items). These items must be savory pastry goods as other items do not count. The double and triple Greggs are for true aficionados only as the sure intake of grease and joy may kill an unexperienced consumer. There has been talk of a legendary Quadruple Greggs, this would almost certainly be suicidal but it would be such a beautiful way to go. The seven deadly sins are also all releted to Greggs. -Wrath against those who do not enjoy Greggs. -Greed (Obvious). -Sloth (doing nothing but sitting in the pub eating Greggs. -Pride that you ate a triple Greggs. -Lust after Greggs. -Envy of those who have Greggs. -Gluttony (again obvious). If you really enjoy your Greggs i would suggest moving to birmingham. You are never more than 5 minutes walk away. There are at least 6 in the city centre. Some strange people out there will refer to Greggs as 'Greggs Eggs'. These people are wrong. Never has the word Eggs been after Greggs. MAN GREGGS IS GOOD!!!!!!
Dude i totally just had a triple Greggs, and every one was a festive bake. I may just explode from utter joy. Guy 1 - Dude i just got a pasty from Greggs Eggs. Guy 2 - Shutup it's Greggs Fool! Man one time i totally went to birmingham had a sausage, bean and cheese melt from Greggs. Walked down the road and finished my pasty and went in the next Greggs. It made me weep with joy.