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Gren

Commonly mistaken for green; this is a very good and spicy color bro. Gren is always good, no matter what. Some exceptions may apply.

That's a nice gren salad! I will eat these grens.

by oogyboogyfishman November 06, 2017

gren

meaning a stupid and idiotic person (Offensive)

Stop being such a gren

by jo mama 556 February 03, 2023

Gren

A horny goat

Guy one : Dude look at that gren over there!

Guy two : Damn that goat is horny!

by Bloo-Berry April 01, 2018

Gren

Having no hair

Look at that Gren! Slap his head!

by Suffocation February 20, 2016

Gren

Gren is someone who has their head screwed on and is very calm, with a practical approach to life, which means he's great to have around in an emergency. Don't be fooled into thinking that's all there is to him though, because Gren is also incredibly creative, a brilliant judge of character and a really supportive friend and lover. He's also highly sexual and a gentle, passionate lover. So a very good person to have around at all times 😉

I bet you were glad to have Gren there when that happened

by HadleyC August 05, 2021

a grens

Forcing a girl to make out with her friend just after she sucks your dick. While she is in the midst of sharing your kid candy, you take both of your hands and shove them into each girls ass applying what is known as the Harrington wristwatch. Believe me, it makes your boom boom go zoom zoom.

He was just about to apply the Harrington wrist watch, when he thought, I should give her and her lady friend a grens the good ol' fashioned way to start things off right!

by Jimmy2Legs March 22, 2007

Gren

an unfortunate bob cut or bowl cut

Dale wanted to get his hair cut for a long time. He told the barber to keep cutting, but he cut it into a gren and told him it looked good. Dale's wife disagreed

by GrenMama February 14, 2010