A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.
"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!" "Yea, it grolfed" "Kinda creapy..." "Can we keep it?" "You're going to keep a retarded gopher?" "NO! A dead one..."
When getting down and dirty just doesn't cut it, you take it to the next level.
Grolfe me harder! Urgh, I'm gonna grolfe! Oh man, I was on RatHub the other day and couldn't stop grolfin'!
Anything unpleasant that collects somewhere. For example, the matted hair inside a hoover, the disgusting slime underneath a dental brace, or that rancid liquid at the bottom of a food recycling bin.
Christ Mandy! This bog brush stand is full of grolf. I think I'm about to vom!