A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Gromet is an annoying chode of a person. He is very Stubborn and never wants to do anything everyone else wants to do. Tends to reek of swamp and sewage and also has a donkey for a bestfriend. Always has a Scottish accent
dude my brother is such a Gromet, it's so fucking annoying
A father who will live longer than a cockroach and does not bathe in which a dead person smells better
Yo Greg your dad is such a fucking farm gromet