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grumper

A defecation that requires mass force to expel.

Oh man, I can tell this one is going to be a real grumper.

by John Clever November 28, 2002

grumper

1. A grumpy person 2. Totally lame.

1. Did you hear Denise whining about her hair? She's a total grumper. 2. No more pudding cups? Grumper!

by jatty July 19, 2009

grumper

Hilarious synonym for anus.

I stuck it in her grumper.

by grumperthumper April 25, 2008

Grumper

An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.

Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.

by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Grumper

A very humorous word for poop.

Damn it, I just stepped in the biggest pile of grumper!

by benwad934 March 31, 2004

Grumper

A new social networking site that is growing in popularity. Where the Internet goes to complain. www.grumper.org

I posted a grump about swine flu on Grumper. You should check it out and grump it.

by Asyra June 11, 2009

Grumper

Addictive website where you can complain about things that annoy you.

I like to use Grumper.org all the time!

by SexualVegan6Love9 June 28, 2009