Country Dictionary

to move one's bowels.

Grandma....I have to go grunties.

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

A homosexual ranger in Talisman.

We we're all having a fun time, then Grunties came and wierded us out.

Fecal residue left after wiping; specifically, residue that has mixed with sweat, eventually resulting in an itchy sensation.

"Ah, man, I gotta take a shower, or at least go re-wipe. These grunties are driving me crazy!"

A Pair of really awful Y-Front pants

A skegy pair of grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?