A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. weed
2. the embodyment of the spirit in every individual named grut
Lets grut!
Got grut
Lets smoke some grut
generally nourishing food that has gruel-like qualities and an unappetizing appearance, undefineable origin and flavor, texture as oatmeal or porridge, and usually prepared in mass-quantities appropriate to an institutional enviromnent.
After living on the same grut everyday, the prisoners had lost their sense of taste and would eat anything served to them.
A mixture of a grape and a nut. Either a grape inside of a nut, or a nut inside of a grape. Usually either grapes are inserted into pistachio shells, or almonds or cashews are inserted into the center of a grape, but a true grut is any heterogeneous mixture of grapes and nuts.
Person A: "I'm really hungry, but all I have are some grapes and nuts. What should I do?"
Person B: "Don't worry. Insert the grape into the pistachio nut shells, and eat them. It's called a grut. They're really good."
Person A: "What else could I do with them."
Person B: "Well you can also take an almond or cashew and insert it into the center of the grape. Then you can eat it. That's another form of the grut..."
bad; dirty; generally unpleasant.
The weather was really grut today.
I felt really grut after those 10 pints of London Pride.
adj.
Dirty, obscene, sexual in a unique or exceptionally taboo manner.
Generally has a positive connotation.
Originated in the south of Ontario, the first recorded use was in a facebook chat window, c. 2012.
"That's grut."
"Sex in public is so grut, dude."
A period of time where the Game Grumps are in a rut. Also known as the excrement of a dolphin after he's jizzed and bled.
"Yea the Game Grumps new episode was kind of lacking, I think they might be in a grut."
"Oh my god! Did you see that dolphin at Sea World grut everywhere?!?"