A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guestimation is an entirely useless term that resides between guess and estimation. Know>estimate>guess>unknown
Dude 1: My guestimation is about $1,500 for that car. Dude 2: ?
the most fucking retarded word in existance, people get stupider from hearing it
guy one- i just guestimated my income guy two- your a fucking moron, i hate you, i will kill you and your family you dirty cock monger
V. To guess and estimate at the same time.
Ok, now guestimate the number of jelly beans in the bowl, Jimmy.
Best guess, using formulated approach to vaguely reference any particular set of information.
"From the location and smell of urine from the street, I’m guestimating this housewarming is more like a squat party at a crack house." "I'm guestimating we'll be ready around 6 o'clock."
To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot. Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer. Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon? You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul! Now you guestimate Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance... Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it. Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement. Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth! You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light! In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
A word that fits in between a "guess" and an "estimate"
"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?" "Awww man, I don't know.." "Guestimate" "err...five..hundred??? heh" "Your an idiot"