A fork of Rural Dictionary
The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.
He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.
Håkon is a norwegian name. If your name is håkon you probably have the biggest dick of your friend group, and probably goes around and says it to everyone. You're very handsome and kind, you have all the hot girls hanging around you 24/7 because of your good humor and big vibes.
Girl: let's go to håkon, he has such a good vibe
Other girl: yes i love spending time with him
Girl: ive heard he has the biggest dick!
The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.
Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!
A big nigger faggot. Usually found on the streets giving blowies for a buck.
A great scientist who believed that gay people were aliens that were invading the planet. He died december 8th 1963. He is buried under the library at oxford university.
Wow Håkon Løvstad is such a great scientist.