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h.a.f

Herb Ass Fool.

Man, Hannah is such a smokeshow. Why is she together with such a h.a.f?

by dr mantis toboggan MD November 17, 2010

H.A.F

So you want the low-down on H.A.F? Well. they're basically just a bunch of kids who waddle around Cumberland, causing shenanigans. H.A.F stands for HIGH AS FUCK. All they do in their spare time is smoke weed, or find out a way to get money to buy some more. They're a bunch of loser wannabees.

Hey you there! YEA you! the one with his pants pulled down to his knees! That sign says no walking on the grass, ohhh you hooligans! ooo that must be H.a.F!

hey we need to buy some more bud. You got bud? we need bud! Hey you got money for bud? I wish I had some bud.

budbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbuuuud

by H.a.f is gay. November 03, 2009

H.A.F.

Hipster As Fuck (HAF) - Used to describe something that has tipped the hipster scale.

"Yo my sister just got a job at Shinola in Detroit"
"Dude that's H.A.F."

by wtfzlol April 23, 2018

H.A.F

Hungry As Fuck

That burger makes me H.A.F

by lil' bitchzzz May 14, 2011

H.A.F.

Hating ass female.

Go fuck yourself if you bring down girls for looking hot.

Why are you being a H.A.F. ?

by ihaveafatasslol October 11, 2020