A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "has."
I haz a blanket. I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it. He haz a blanket. I haz can do it! I haz jumped over the blanket.
Haz also known as the short version of Hazza, is a is a super funny guy, who likes to play few jokes on you, but tells you the truth about it later and that he's sorry. He's weird but in such a positive way, by making you laugh, even tho you're sad - and afterwards you just feel way better. Haz is the greatest singer of the group and loves to do some karaoke with friends.
"you know any comedians who do singing aswell?" "let me introduce you to haz..."
Person A - What are you doing? Person B - Nothing yet. Person A - huh? Person B - You're so Haz...