A fork of Rural Dictionary
a far more amusing and original way of saying allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh. Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
A term used to describe food that is prepared in way considered lawful to Islam and not forbidden by the Qur'an. "Halal" comes from an Arabic word meaning "permissible", as opposed to "haram", meaning unlawful or unpermissible. This word is used by Muslim people and the grocers/markets that appeal to their community.
"Damn, that's the fourth halal street vendor we've seen today! Don't Muslims ever go grocery shopping?" "Maybe it gets you more money if you wait around the corner from a Mosque, dumbass."
1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'. 2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.
Do you have Halal food in this restaurant?
Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.
1. "Homework? Halal." 2. "Want some bacon?" "Halal that."
Death (because "halal" means just that in Hungarian)
Recently some members of the now-defunct heavy metal band Tragic Johnson have formed a new band named Halal. Why Halal? Because Halal means "death" in Hungarian.