Country Dictionary

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half-car

The vehicle driven by the Porky Scotcher. It is a white van with a very peculiar arrangement of windows. It is known as a half-car because it has too many windows to be considered a van and not enough to be considered a car.

Monk: That's a weird vehicle. Neither van nor car but somewhere in between.

Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 01, 2009

Half Price Car Care

Perth Based company that does car care products. 5 star service too. these guys are awesome

Half Price Car Care, We care about your car

by qwerty-bob December 02, 2019

half bag car

Half Bag Car: A car loaned to a drug dealer by a tapped out crackhead for, you guessed it, a half bag of crack.

We was driving around in a half bag car and stopped for pizza before re-upping our street crew.

by Fobbio August 22, 2014