Country Dictionary

Ham-Sliced

The act of being beyond shit faced. Like without a doubt wasted, on the floor, should not drive, fucked up.

My boy Ramon got so ham-sliced last night that he fucked his sister.

Ham Slices

Derived from the phrase, "pepperoni slices" that people used to describe big nipples on a chick. But when u suspect they are even bigger then pepperonis, use Ham Slices instead.

*stares at girl with huge knockers* "dude, she probably has Ham Slices

Ham slice

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.

It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.

Ham Sliced

; to get drunk

We're gonna get so ham sliced tonight, bro!

thin sliced ham

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer

that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham

ham slice

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.

My bud Kelly is a ham slice