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handel

masturbation in Bengali language

ki re bara handel marchilis na ki?

by nick10000 November 01, 2021

handel

A graffitit artists monicur

"ay you wright , wus ur handel"

by AXCES December 13, 2007

Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 03, 2010

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face February 25, 2011

Fucky Handel

Treating a person with no self-worth.

I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.

by roll tide505 May 05, 2018

Howie Handel

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.

John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.

by JustLikeThis February 20, 2011