A fork of Rural Dictionary
A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.
When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.
Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.
Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President. John: Dude, you're a handitard.
A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.
"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!" "Great, its the handitard bus."
To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.
You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.
1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.
"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."
A cross between the words handicapped and retard. However each cancels the other out when said together ie. a gay queer. Is used to insult someone of low IQ or with a generic deformity. Also used to describe someone with a noticeable affliction.
(Robbie) 'Wots wrong with him?' (Shrek) 'I dunno but hes walking like a handitard!'