A fork of Rural Dictionary
Internet slang for an under-age girl.
Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"
An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.
"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"
1)A creepy movie about pedophiles
2)The act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.
Elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.
something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."
boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH
1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.
2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.
1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.
2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!
Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"
Oi, I broke my teeth while eating some hard candy the other night !