A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alternate spelling/pronunciation of horse.
Look at dat harse over dere, by!
Searching the web a million times looking for the definition of harse has often revealed that harse is in fact just a misspelling of harsh.
Hey Kirk, I've searched the fucking web for Harse again and 90% of the hits are fucking bastards that can't spell.
A type of non-offensive swears which replaces the now offensive arse with a new pseudonym.
Your harse is so big that it makes your gick look like a spare tire.
When I was young, my father didn't want to swear in front of the kids. He used to say arse, instead of ass. After a few years, the kids knew what he meant when he said arse, so he had the ingenuity of changing arse to harse. That's the best explanation I can come up with, but most likely it is just because he is a harse and likes to make up words.
Glenn, I know you are a bastard, but you don't have to be a harse too.
A hypothetical half-hare half-horse.
What do you get when you cross a hare and an arse? A harse of course.
An awful word, and if spoken directley at you. Immediate retaliation with a open handed slap is then in order,
Note: Has the effect of finger pecks.
Man makes harses in the kitchen, man then it turn takes life for harses
Sandra “harses” Wilson (born 30 December 1973) is a woman from North West Yorkshire who came to prominence after she was filmed antagonising the royal's guards horses and other tourists at Buckingham Palace in April 2023. Her northern accent made her sound like she was saying “harses” when discussing the horses and thus, her nickname was gained. She also gained notoriety for her distinctive laugh that could be heard in several videos of her filmed by passers-by. She also has a following on TikTok and documents her life as a Muslim woman, regularly hosting TikTok lives in which she talks about Allah and Mariama
Did you see that clip of Sandra “harses” Wilson back at the palace? She was touching the horses reigns again
Well her daughter’s a harse, what is wrong with stroking a bloody arse.