Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hate koffner

probably the most hideous creature to walk the earth thus far; covered with excessive hair; always up for showers and nipple showings; contains many fiddle bits in rare areas and identifies most with starving giraffes

Hate Koffner, stop scratching that chow mayne! Hate Koffner, get control of that lions mayne!

by rachy D May 10, 2006