A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.
Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines. Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.
to look at someone or something intently. Much like a hawk staring down its prey.
"buddy did you see that lady just fuckin' hawkin' us? Lets get aidan to shit on her lawn."
putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
ben did the hawkins on her last night
a very hip teacher who likes to work hard but still have a fun time.
wow, we love our hawkinator!!
having a wank while in the process of pissing
omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!