A fork of Rural Dictionary
A middle-aged womens' hairstyle which is identified by its shape and the fact that it can remain still, even in the force of a wind tunnel.
After a hard night of partying, Trixie woke up on the floor, shook her head several times and her helmut was as good as new.
Alternative spelling of "helmet" as made popular by rednecks and hillbillies.
Ellie Sue: Henry Lee, ain't you gonna get a helmut for when you ride your Harley? Henry Lee: Naw Ellie Sue, I just took one of them there pots from the kitchen. Ain't much up there to protect anyhow, not like them jap-bikers.
Someone who gives without asking for anything in return. Never thinks that the little things he does for people are such a big thing to them. Outspoken and occasionally says things without thinking. Gentle and kind but dont piss him off. Payback is a bitch.
everybody should have a friend like Helmut
Putting your head into someones anus. (usually homosexual)
Those guys are helmuting each other.
Also Helmut-Man, Helmut Man, Teh Helmut Man The infamous (among many internet forums) picture of a man wearing a blue sparkly helmet and a black and white jumpsuit (from what you can tell). He is sitting in a car pulling a weird expression. He appears to be indian in origin. He appears chopped into many photoshopped images.