A fork of Rural Dictionary
A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences." "They have totally orgasmic experiences?" "No, but I did."
yo i want to smell that herbal essence; lets put that herbal essence in the air; revigerating
that sticky-icky-icky... ohh wee! put it the de air!
i was burnin that herbal essence; it had me zooted!
Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?" James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?" John: "So I could be the father?" James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you." John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom) Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again! Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes! Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !" "Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.