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the act of two guys eating out a womans smelly vagina and ass simultaneously.

After an evening of chasing flamingos, Chad and JR are looking to relax by finding a nice old lady to herring salad.

The art of eating a woman's ass.

guy 1: Boy look at that girls ass.
guy 2: Yeah, I'd like to toss her salad.

instead of toss someones salad, (lick someones ass) it means to kick someones ass

dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad

An action performed nightly by dan bray

Hey Bray, did you toss her cobb salad last night???

The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.

Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.

the act of having unprotected anal sex with a female partner.

ya so me and chloe were goin' at it and i ended up bunning her salad.. it was pretty good!

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad