Country Dictionary

For people who don't know how to correctly spell the word whore. typically used by guido kids who think they are the shit cuz they drive a hummer.

where is your wifey tonight? i left her home, time to get some new hoares

what Shrek is classified as when he has a gun

Person 1: Wow what a nice day for a cup of coffee Person 2: indeed Person 1: oh no hoars!!! Person 2: oh no! (Dies)

a way to say whore but in a kidding sense

Last night you were such a hoar.

My fucking surname

"This bitches surname is Hoare" "Sounds like whore! "

A type of frost; grey-white in appearance, and feathery looking. Also, can be used to describe anything that looks like this, like hair for example.

I looked outside this morning and the hoar frost was all over the garden.

A hoar is a derogatory name for somebody who hoards things.

Paul became a toilet paper hoar during the coronavirus pandemic.

A posh slut. It is rare to find a hoare. This type of slut is never found 'hanging' around a standard backstreet, instead they thrive in locations such as Kensington, Chelsea, Oxford and the Cotswolds.

Geoffrey: Fancy a puff on the old pipe Winston? Winston: I don't actually sport, but i do rather fancy a puff on that hoare! Rupert: I feel like obtaining, and subsequently, ragging a hoare tonight. Gordon: Are you sure you don't want a whore? it will save on the fuel. Rupert: No, I'm definitely in the mood for a hoare. Gordon: Well, lets fire up the Jag then!