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when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.
when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.
a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!
"He called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means!"
A particularly mischievous type of hob-goblin, a prankster
iCarly episode that references a "hob-knocker" as one of the characters.
1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles
2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...
One who masturbates in public.
hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.
knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).
Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"
Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"
"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"
Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"
Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"