Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hobbyist

An active customer of prostitutes and escorts who shares information with similar customers, typically on some type of online forum.

"Joe has been a hobbyist for years - he has over 100 reviews under his handle on XXX site."

by speedstan February 24, 2010

hobbyist

Someone who has a hobby of visiting with most (or all) of the local escorts in a given city or local. Quite aking to a gambling addiction in terms of amount of money spent.

I'm a hobbyist; I've fucked 17 different women this month, but it cost me 10 thousand dollars to do so.

Hobbyist

A man who patronizes prostitutes.

A Hobbyist needs so much anal action that their worn out women tell them they should take up a Hobby.

by Joe Coalman September 01, 2008

hobbyist

Someone who has a hobby, regardless of what the hobby may be; takes it way too seriously by spending too much money and time on it, and makes fun of newbies

There goes Joe, the ham radio hobbyist making fun of the Tech class licencees for their voice-only privileges

by Tom Bomb January 01, 2006

Ji-hobbyist

White-collar or college student Muslims in America or Europe who do not actively engage in violent Jihad, but belong to online radical Islam social groups, & contribute to websites which show beheading videos etc.

"The receptionist at work, Omar, was caught at work today on one of those beheading websites, that jerk is a Ji-hobbyist"

by nebelwerfer December 28, 2008

traveling hobbyist

A wandering womanizer moved to fuck, yet can't move the fuck on. Galliventer; hobbyist.

With only $25 and a dream, the traveling hobbyist's Moscow trip last year was upsetting due to mechanical Russian hookers who still lingered in his mind as he wasted day of haggling on the streets of Warsaw.

by CAPSLOCKWILLHELPMEGETLAID June 20, 2019

Gun Hobbyist

An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.

Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill? Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls. Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists

by thebetterfriend2 May 03, 2013