A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something you like to do and regard as a proud.
(Wrong) Tom, what is your hobby? Nose picking. ...... (Right) Tom, what is your hobby? Inventing, I am recently making a nose-picking machine, NP-18.1, which not only picks my nose, but also gives it massage and physical therapy, when I dont pick my nose, it works as an ipod. Cool.
The patronizing of prostitutes.
He went to Argentina for his Hobby.
An activity that require to spend lots of money you don't have to do things you don't need to do.
HAM: Dude, check this brand new multi-band transceiver I've got. I've paid just $999 for it! Isn't that great? non-HAM: Man, what for?! HAM: well... you know... it's my hobby, duh.
An activity you perform which is not working or sleeping.
"Do you have a hobby, Jane?" "I enjoy painting Russian dolls and dissolving cadavers in my basement."
A random thing that you do in your spare time and it has nothing to do with the rest of your life. Something that is senseless. A thing that nobody except for you gives a shit about.
Jimmy's hobby is to collect stamps. Yeah you guessed it he's a fag.
The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****
Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort LOCATION: ******* DATE: July 2009 NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean AGENCY OR INDY: Indy ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics AGE: 18 PERSONALITY: Very friendly RACE: Caucasian BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned WEIGHT: 135 HEIGHT: 5.7" BUST: Full young and bouncy C's WAIST: thin HIPS: nice curves HAIR: brown EYES: green FEET: two SKIN TONE: tan TRIMMING: shaved TATTOOS: one on hip SCARS: none PIERCINGS: stomach CLOTHES: casual summer sexy GLASSES: none MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice SMOKES: nope DRINKS: not in front of me KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback GREEK: no RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment DONTS: anything uncovered, greek WEBSITE: SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com PHONE: ***-259-**** RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely! REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!