Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hockey player

literally every guy who plays is cute but i wish one of them was mine like right now

Anthony is a hockey player who is extremely attractive and is a runner which is even better.

hockey player

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r): An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.

1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!" 2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"

by ArchDevil September 18, 2004

hockey player

hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.

I want a hockey player in bed.

by thegod March 14, 2008

hockey player

obivously the hottest type of athlete.

Girl A- did you see that guy?!?! Girl B- Yeah...So hot! Girl A- He's a hockey player! Girl B-Ooooh!!!!

by dancechick333 November 10, 2007

hockey player

A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.

Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*

by KCC Randomosity December 29, 2008

Hockey Players

the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it

I wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan

by Dom from Brooklyn October 22, 2007

Hockey Players

EXTREMELY good looking, most go to a preppy high school, wear lulu lemon, have sexy hair, and pull bitches. Attract a certain type of girl, but all the ladies love em and the guys wanna be em. Hockey players are hands down the sexiest people alive.

Cam: Yeah I know, but she gets with all the hockey players. Ella: How could she not, if I could I would too!

by Ellie Ringston March 06, 2018