A fork of Rural Dictionary
Get fucked by the coach
Zach got hodsoned when he fell asleep when the coach was talking.
The Connor hodson is a way of describing someone with a small penis and/ or someone who isn’t funny.
You’re a proper Connor hodson, you know man.
An all round dickhead. He thinks he can get away with lies (lying bastard) he thinks he is proper solid because he had a bit of weed once or twice. Lispy cunt gets battered by midgets and spotty geezers who don’t wear their coat right. Goes to cadets but is shit and pushes his luck wants to shag maam horny bastard.
This man is a shit-smelling, sock-licking, sister-fucking, Trump loving, Todd Dirth fucking, pumpkin-shitting, assgaping,closeted gay fairy. He fucks his Dodge truck in the exhaust pipe he's so redneck. He says naked "necked." Shoot on sight.
Wyatt Hodson? Yeah I knew him in high school. He sucked hairy balls then too.
Someone who acts a bit too fruity
Person 1: I’ll say it again that guy looked real good in them speedos Person 2: Jheez person 1 stop being Alex Hodson
An all round dickhead. He thinks he can get away with lies (lying bastard) he thinks he is proper solid because he had a bit of weed once or twice. Lispy cunt gets battered by midgets and spotty geezers who don’t wear their coat right. Goes to cadets but is shit and pushes his luck wants to shag maam horny bastard.