Country Dictionary

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

Belfast/Northern Irish word for "rummage" or "Find"

Me: Did you find that cd? Billy: Aye, I'll have a Hoke for it now Me: Give us a hoke at ye!! Me: Give us a hoke at ur blurt (Northern Irish Slang for vagina)

To go for a touchdown when all pussies think you should kick a FG

Michigan totally Hoked Notre Dame last night. What a game! The Lions almost got Hoked before halftime against the Bucs, but the defense broke up the Bucs pass in the end zone.

Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota

The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!

To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)

Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday? Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.

to describe someone who's fat, being/acting like a fat person.

A: "yo look at that guy over there, he's munching down that bag of chips like there's no tomorrow!" B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."

To mess or screw around.

"Do I look like I hoke around"? Jonathon said to Michael.