A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hole two is an emergency blowout on the golf course. It refers to a personal experience of blowing mud at the end of hole 2. It is traditionally wiped with a golf towel. Similar to a number 2.
He didn’t take his morning crap and it came back to haunt him with a hole 2 right after he teed off.
john: man last night was bad josh: what john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night Josh: damn it be like that sometimes
Slang term for a woman, the difference is we both have mouths and arses but men have one piss hole and women have a piss hole and fuck hole, 2 holes.
Bloody Gary keeps adding this 2 hole. Time to fuck him off My old 2 hole is trying to take my kids off me, what should I do lads? How good is this 2 hole! Any of you dad fuckers got a mad 2 hole to sink tinnies with?
n. redeye; anus; place that ass matter tumbles out of; exit-only orifice. Also: an expression of getting screwed royally, esp. as regards to price-gouging
$9.00 to see Gigli? Damn, I haven't taken it up the 2 hole like that since Waterworld!
When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!
The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!
To fuck a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time.
1:John and I 2-hole punched Jenna. 2:2-hole punching Zack's mom was great!
1) The act of being so close to another mans ass(hole) regardless of sexual orentation with your front side(pole). 2) Used as a term for making a group of males line up in formation. 3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.
Drill Instructor: "ALRIGHT LADIES LETS GET POLE 2 HOLE!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!! Guy #1: "Dude! Guy #2: "What?" Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?" Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"