A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter. Fucked
I'm so teed right now. Those xany's teed me.
to get royally fucked beyond recognition see also "Friggity fucked"
hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.
From the action verb Tee Off. What it has come to represent is a haberdasher's excuse to tying one on. When one is teed, they can't "hit one straight" and tend to slice off to the right of smashed.
Matt Garvey is teed... we can understand what he is saying.