A fork of Rural Dictionary
Screwing a girl on the day you first met her. When telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and skanky
"Hey man, I got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put."
A girl (usually a slut) who is willing to bonk a guy after he buys her one drink. Girl may also be a cadbury
"That girl is such a whore.. she bonked this dude she met last night and all he had to do was buy her a drink" "What a hole-in-one"
When put your finger in your ball sack and then after awhile it hardens and you have a ball sack skin cocoon around your finger.
“I left my finger in my sack for a wee bit too long now I got a bad case of the hole in one!”
to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt
trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg
While a male is in persuit of masturbating, and eventually cums, and the shot hits in directly into his belly button hole. this is a hole in one
dude i was jackin it the other day, and i got a hole in one! i had to wash for about an hour man!
This is when a man takes a girl from behind in a doggy style position. He tells the girl when he is almost done so she can have time to look back and open her mouth. Then the man proceeds to pull out and attempt to aim his semen over her back and into her open mouth. That is the true definition of a hole in one.
It took seven tries with Laura, but I just got my first hole in one!
When two homosappiens of the female sex insert an exceptionally large dildo into their vaginal hole then the other female sticks the dido into her vaginal whole (the dildo is in both females at the same time)
Two bitches where doing the old hole in one technique in my bed and i was like havent seen that since nam