A fork of Rural Dictionary
An opportunity for relatives to come around and say stupid shit like: Why haven't you found a wife yet.
"My favorite part about holidays his how being single is considered a disease."
When people work the 9 to 5 rather than the typical 14-16 hour workdays. An hour lunch break may be taken on these days, but is still frowned upon. Some people may catch a "holiday" and become quite unresponsive. Stay away from these people.
What are you doing on your holiday? I think I'll take off early at 5 today. What about you? I think I may go on a vacation for the week. What's a 'va cation'?
1. A certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event ("Holy Day"). 2. British term for "vacation."
- "Happy Holidays!" - "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)"
Painter's slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.
You left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling.
Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.
my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.